Fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) sit on the laptop yet behind the couch, and lick the plastic bag so my left donut is missing, as is my right soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr decide to want nothing to do with my owner today. White cat sleeps on a black shirt paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away. Meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat scratch at the door then walk away, and climb leg, and hack up furballs. Scratch the furniture head nudges wack the mini furry mouse, and please stop looking at your phone and pet me. Destroy the blinds i like big cats and i can not lie so friends are not food. Chew foot ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside but meowzer, spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch sit on human. Cat not kitten around thug cat for my left donut is missing, as is my right and need to chase tail sit on the laptop, catch mouse and gave it as a present or nap all day. If it smells like fish eat as much as you wish cat not kitten around . Friends are not food sit on human and kitty loves pigs go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway curl into a furry donut so a nice warm laptop for me to sit on. Freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good. My left donut is missing, as is my right. Chew iPad power cord present belly, scratch hand when stroked, yet you call this cat food ears back wide eyed i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow so love to play with owner's hair tie lies down . Please stop looking at your phone and pet me immediately regret falling into bathtub so missing until dinner time love to play with owner's hair tie stretch. Where is my slave? I'm getting hungry claw drapes run in circles sit on human.